CLARKE: THAT F*CKING GUY!

10th May 2010

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HOW COME…

How Come

All kids seem to like Peppa pig? Is there a secret message in there?

How Come:

Politians believe that they can just feed us lies and we’ll accept and belive them? And then think that because they won an election we actually like them? You are the best of a bad bunch and more people vote for X-factor (unfortunately)

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We can’t change the above?

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Anyone think that an X-box is better than a PS3? Madness.

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Liverpool football club have had such a bad season?

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So many ladies let men control them when they really have the power?

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I’ve never tasted plum juice? (Do they even sell it)

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3 Mobile still have adverts when they barely have service or a network?

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Toy story 3 took ten years to come out?

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That woman I see in the mornings who is so obviously recovering from cancer is always smoking when I see her?

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Women can by dildos but if a man bought a fake pussy he’d be laughed out the shop? (Not from experience)

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I spot musical talent, and then 2-3-4 years later they become massive, and i don’t have a record label? hmmmm.

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I don’t find Garfield cartoon strip funny anymore?

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People take so long?

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We weren’t attacked by the xmas attempted bombing but we are the country with the X-ray scanners and no-where else?

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People lie so much?

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People seem to eat better (more healthily) in other countries?

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Playstation is better than x-box (sorry x-box fans that is more of a statement than question).

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we can’t all just get along?

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They’re are so many prudes? Jeeeeez you wouldn’t be here if your dad hadn’t shagged you mum. deal with it!

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That’s how I roll?

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Dominos pizza is sssoooooooooo good?

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I ran out of things to how come so quickly? Not thinking enough.