CLARKE: THAT F*CKING GUY!

17th February 2010

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SO I’M WONDERING… NSFW.

So i’m wondering…

Why people who quite clearly wouldn’t even have a career without me or the films i did, persist in trying to stop me doing it? Do they not realise that everything I do benefits them? And that there is room for everyone.

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Who is actually faster Speedy gonzales or road runner?

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if Huey Duey and louie are donald ducks nephews, where the frig are their parents?

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if I’m more dirty minded than the average guy out there?

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if we’ll ever get a politician that actually tells the truth?

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If women are under more pressure from men, or other women to look good?

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If my son will grow up to be a good man?

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If and how Ashley Cole will get out of the alleged predicament this time?

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If my dad regrets not raising me?

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If people think I’m a better actor, writer or director? Or none of thee above?

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If football will ever go back to being about who’s reared the best team as opposed to who’s bought the best team with their millions?

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If the daily mail will ever not be predictable? (Apart from Baz) I Hate those fucks.

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(but can’t honestly say i care) If 4321 will be ignored at every single awards show this country has to offer just like kidulthood and adulthood were?

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Which one of the people I’m helping with their career will be the one to betray me?(there is always one unloyal person) Been doing this a while and I have a pretty good idea who it’ll be. I’ll be ready… Lets see how it plays out.

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If Jordan (Katie Price) thinks we can’t see through the fake she is?

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If any of my mates will have babies his year?

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If those two guys that just walked by with long jackets and dark glasses are gangsters or idiots? it’s 8am.

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If Tim Henman will ever win a tennis grand slam?

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When the wars will end?

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How many girls out there have heard a guy say. “let me just put the tip in?”

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If people will ever stop talk talking about the world cup from 1966? I wasn’t born and technically I’m just old enough to be a Grandad. Lets move on.

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If this homeless man out here is really Santa? I mean what does he do for the rest of the year?

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If the Burger king will ever actually return? Cos right now Ronald and hamburgler run this town.

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if other men are liberal like me and are willing to let their girl flirt and chat to other dudes and even go see male strippers (if she wanted, not that she does) as long as she only looks and comes home to me at the end of the day?

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Also… if other women are liberal like my girl and are willing to let their man flirt and chat to other girls and even go see female strippers (i can, if i want, not that i do… much) as long as i only look and come home to her at the end of the day?

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Wonder why WEST10LDN never got made and another post code did?

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How old the boy will be before he finds out his beloved monkey he’s had since he was born is actually 3 carefully rotated monkeys?

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If Aphrodite (the goddess of love and sexual rapture) was a goddess, why women now who sleep with lots of men are considered sluts?

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where Mr wimpy is?

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If there is anyone out there who really does not care about their appearance?

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If beauty is really in the eye of the beholder or if there truly are just ugly people?

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If girls realise that most men really don’t like too much make up?

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If I turned into a girl for a day, would i be brave enough to have sex? (Actually. I’m not wondering. I wouldn’t)

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If traffic wardens are recruited directly from Nigeria?

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How long before I go bald?

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Why coffee and cigarettes go together?

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Why the sex and the city show was good but the film was average?

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What the deal was with Dopey the dwarf?

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If plain girls know more about men than beautiful girls?

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If I still got “it?”

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If I should stop buying DVDs because everything is becoming digital? But if all our films and photos and lives becomes digital, when we die in the future are we simply delete-able?

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Why nudity is still so taboo when we can watch almost any violent thing we want?

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If Heath Ledgers Joker was really that good or… WAS that good because he is the only one that’s done it right?

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If that girl I met years and years ago that I went home with, then she took off her support pants, push up bra, chicken fillets, contacts, wig, and girdle has since been arrested for false advertising?

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if I’m really just a Non drug taking hippy?

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Why my brain has been influenced to tell me that my favorite colour is red… number 3… Food pizza… ice cream dolche leche… sauce ketchup… thing vagina?

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Why as people get older they don’t dance as much?

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if the next film planned will be the next film made?

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Why people think the car you drive defines your status? It may actually define your confidence in reverse. The flasher and bigger and sportier the car, the more of a small dicked twat you are, not a statement. Just wondering…

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If people will realise “A Prophet” is one of the best movies ever made?

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When I should stop wondering and post this blog?

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if any phone can really touch the iPhone?

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Why openness and honesty is frowned upon in some circles where it should be celebrated?

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If Nintendo and Sony have any idea how much of my money they have had over the years?

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Who’s next?

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if anyone else reading this wonders these things?

Well do ya???