CLARKE: THAT F*CKING GUY!

31st January 2010

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I CAN’T BELIEVE…

Woke up early this morning and couldn’t believe i was up so early. It was like 4:30am here are a few more things i decided i can’t believe. Some I’m thankful for some. Not so much.

I can’t believe:

That a lot of people complain about the brand of water they drink. It’s frigging water… and it comes from the tap too.

I can’t believe:

Apple have made me believe i want an iPad when i’m still not 100% sure what it’s supposed to do or replace.

I can’t believe:

It took so long to spot what was wrong with my son. I got really worried, but i thank the staff at the hospital and the two NHS doctors paul and keith that finally realised what was going on. Who knows what could have happened if not for them.

I can’t believe:

There is still snow around.

I can’t believe:

I have three consoles. PS3 XBOX and a Wii and barely get anytime to play them.

I can’t believe:

Pete Doherty (don’t know the guy, have nothing against him) Can do absolutely whatever the hell he wants and judges just keep letting him go. Surely some of these judges need to be investigated.

I can’t believe:

I actually know people that met on a online dating service and are now married.

I can’t believe:

I’m a Dad. I never really thought about how it would be. Didn’t ever know what to expect, but i love it more than anything. And the boy is simply the best thing i have ever been a part of in the world. I never thought i could make something that i could love 100%, even with films you wanna change bits sometimes, but with kids you just don’t wanna change it. They’re the best.

I can’t believe:

The season that Liverpool football club are having. It’s like being in the twilight zone.

I can’t believe:

How bad Spiderman3 was when 1 and 2 were two of the best superhero movies that have ever been made.

I can’t believe:

That no matter what Blackberry i get the battery never last more than a day and any app stops working with in a week (which is why i have an iPhone too).

I can’t believe:

What i’ve heard about john terry today (Not that I believe it) but if it is true. Firstly you’re not supposed to have affairs… But you NEVER EVER shag a mates EX. It’s just not done. MAN LAW: RULE 3

I can’t believe:

That some people consider me a role model. far from it. I’m just a normal man. I swear, get angry, probably don’t do as much housework as i should, watch football, love a shag, read FHM, speak my mind and would happily accept any naked photos that any of you wish to submit to me. (hint hint, just let me know with a xXx)  Although I probably wouldn’t keep the male ones. (Not phobic, that’s just how i roll) I’m probably the most regular guy i know. I’m no fake, just not sure i’m a role model

I can’t believe:

Some people i’ve worked with believe their own hype. More ego than talent is never a good look. People will be bored soon.

I can’t believe:

So many people answered naughty questions on twitter the other night. Was fun. Glad people are less prudish these days. Safe nookie is still safer than safe street fighting.

I can’t believe:

I’m getting to do something i love, something I’ve always wanted to do as a career, and I’m thankful. I hope it continues.

I can’t believe:

The blueprint 3 by Jay’z is still as good if not better then other albums. Most rappers get lazy the richer they are. Not saying he hasn’t been there, but he’s back.

I can’t believe:

Some of the actors i started off in my projects are doing so well. Very happy for them.

I can’t believe:

I’m working on so much projects i can’t tell you about.

I can’t believe:

That CoCo Pops monkey and his gang bullied the Um Bungo animals into obscurity.

I can’t believe:

i just read a 140 page script… BORED.

I can’t Believe:

I know a couple that go to underground sex parties. He tells me about them and it really is some eyes wide shut shit.

I can’t believe:

Columbo is still one of the best detectives.

I can’t believe:

Tesco seemed to have stopped making their pure pressed red grape juice.

I can’t believe:

More people scowl than smile out there.

I can’t believe:

Some people would think that if I’m walking down the street and they look me in the eyes and say WHAT?!! that because i don’t look back, it must mean i’m scared of them. I’m Not. it’s juvenile and i probably just want to go about my day. Plus if i did kick off to defend myself, i got a baby boy, and job and probably have more to lose than you so beware.

I can’t believe:

I stopped buying comics books all those years ago. And now know people who actually write them.

I can’t believe:

I’ve got an action figure.

I can’t believe:

I wrote this stupid list.

NC