February 2012
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July 2011
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March 2011
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THE SAGA SO FAR: JOB BLOGS 1-5
The journey thus far… it’s long.
JOB BLOG 1: - THE SNOWBALL EFFECT
HETROSEXUALITY/METROSEXUALITY
It’s 1999 all I’ve ever wanted to do with my life is act. It’s been 3 months since I left Uni to try acting for a year (In my naivety, I thought a year was enough) I’m about to start the pilot of Metrosexuality which is called Heterosexuality and I think I’m untouchable.
How very wrong...
February 2011
1 post
JOB BLOG 5: BEING SHIT AND WRITING HITS:
Mid-2001. Months in and I hadn’t worked yet, well a bit, but not on anything that I’d be proud of. Nothing you’d tell your children you’d done or talk about at family gatherings when the smug relatives who said acting was a stupid profession asked, “What are you working on?”
I’d been writing a lot and my little story that I wrote for me, based a bit on my life and mostly about today’s young people...
January 2011
1 post
JOB BLOG 4: - DOING THE ROUNDS: PT 2
BIGGER THE FALL THE HIGHER THE BOUNCE (but not for me)
Early 2001… I was on a down. I was starting to get frustrated. Why wasn’t I getting seen for the jobs? Why couldn’t I get work? The agent didn’t have an answer. I knew what the answer was. It wasn’t their fault; the jobs simply weren’t there. I wasn’t even half a name in the business, I had nothing really going on and I was simply not good...
October 2010
4 posts
JOB BLOG 3: - DOING THE ROUNDS: PT 1
ALMOST Not even near FAMOUS Known
It’s late 2000. I’ve finally got an agent. In all honesty they were the only people out of 50 agents I approached that were willing to give me a shot. (And although I’m not with them now, I still love them; spoke to them a couple of days ago).
Anyway I’m thinking that after doing Metrosexuality and the two short films that things are about to change for me. But...
YOU GOTTA LOVE OUR PEOPLE!!
So I don’t know how many of you know this but about a year and a half ago before 4.3.2.1 I was trying to set up a film for Samuel L Jackson to be in with me. I’d written it, film Company was on board and all that was needed was for me to meet the man and get talking to him.
It got set up, he was in London for something and I got to go to a private thing and meet him. We had a little chat and...
JOB BLOG 2: - SHORT AND SHORTER
So it’s 1999-2000 and after playing the lead in the 6 part series Metrosexuality which has just come out. I thought I’d just get acting jobs. Like most actors, i thought that’s what would happen and of course thought i was good enough.
Not so.
There was no acting work after filming it, and no acting work after it came out. so after filming it I was straight back in the gym hustling and...
JOB BLOG 1: - THE SNOWBALL EFFECT
HETROSEXUALITY/METROSEXUALITY
It’s 1999 all I’ve ever wanted to do with my life is act. It’s been 3 months since I left Uni to try acting for a year (In my naivety, I thought a year was enough) I’m about to start the pilot of Metrosexuality which is called Heterosexuality and I think I’m untouchable.
How very wrong I was.
So basically I’d been working in a gym and I heard that a guy I know a...
August 2010
1 post
SPIDER-BAN
So I’m sitting in bed last night fiddling with the ipad (The machine, not anything else)
I close it up, lift the covers to scooch down for the nights lie down, and there in MY bed is a spider the size of a fifty pence piece about to bite my balls.
It freaked me the f*ck out.
I jumped out of the bed so fast, i fell and almost ended up with my nuts in my mouth while that fucker tried to...
July 2010
4 posts
TO TWEET OR NOT TO TWEET.
Why do we tweet?
This has been bugging me for a while which is partly why i stopped cold recently. Just to prove to myself that i don’t need to do it. And believe me…
I don’t.
I do it becasue i iike to engage with people who support what I do, but…
I watch other people on here using it to insult others.
I watch other people begging for followers.
I watch some people...
REVELATIONS:
I stopped tweeting recently for a week… In fact this will be one of the first few back.
It started at first because I was angry about something I still think is out of order, but I’m over that mad anger now because actually i guess it’s a testiment to what i helped facilitate over here. When what you do becomes so relevent that people feel the only way they can make good is to...
LA BLOG!
(edited as of 22/07/10)
MAKING MOVES ON THE TRIP
So I was recently in LA for about 5 weeks and I gotta say it was another very positive trip.
I don’t ever really talk about what I do or what I’m doing until I know it’s happening, but if 20% of the things planned pan out then things will be very good. Of course that doesn’t always happen, but it’s good to know it might. I will be working hard for...
THESE ARE MESSAGES FOR YOU...
OR ARE IF THE BOOT FITS YOU…
IF YOU GET PARANOID ONE IS ABOUT YOU, THEN IT PROBABLY IS… OR YOU’RE JUST BEING PARANOID. RELAX… THEY’RE JUST THOUGHTS… LOL
You:
Look out for me. Thanks.
You:
Worry to much and it’s really effecting your carear.
You:
Got a couple of things going on and seem to forget how you got them.
You:
Have no idea how this all...
May 2010
5 posts
WatchHOW CAN NOEL DO ALL THREE JOBS: LEARN HERE.
HOW COME...
How Come
All kids seem to like Peppa pig? Is there a secret message in there?
How Come:
Politians believe that they can just feed us lies and we’ll accept and belive them? And then think that because they won an election we actually like them? You are the best of a bad bunch and more people vote for X-factor (unfortunately)
How Come:
We can’t change the above?
How Come:
Anyone think that an...
THE FAME GAME...
Lets get one thing clear right off the bat.
I ain’t changing myself for no-one, Neither should you, you don’t like the things i say/do. You know where to go. The other day someone tweeted me, after i mentioned about exchanging games in game and then seeing a TV i wanted to buy.
“I follow celebs for an insight into their lives, not to learn how they spend their money. Normal...
April 2010
3 posts
A MOMENT OF CLARITY...
Now…
I love films… I love TV… I love what i do and would do it no matter what.
I love talking about films to people, espicially young people and sharing their enthusism. I’m not perfect, i’m not the best, and there is soooo much I still don’t know. Sometimes talking to people is as much of a learning expirience for me as it is for them.
So when I went to the...
THE SUN SHINES...
It’s good to have the sun shining. I can’t say I’m one of those people that ditches clothes the moment it peeps through the clouds and is laying in the parks, never have been… But it kind of reminds you that all the shit that goes on, all the bad things that we humans do to each other and the world actually are dumb because nature rules. The sun was there before us and will probably be around...
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March 2010
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February 2010
3 posts
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SO I'M WONDERING... NSFW.
So i’m wondering…
Why people who quite clearly wouldn’t even have a career without me or the films i did, persist in trying to stop me doing it? Do they not realise that everything I do benefits them? And that there is room for everyone.
So i’m wondering…
Who is actually faster Speedy gonzales or road runner?
So i’m wondering…
if Huey Duey and louie...
*NSFW: SO WHERE THE F*CK IS THE LINE?? NSFW*
I’ve been thinking about this for a few days, but have now decide to write. READ right to the end and you’ll get the point.
So last week my son was sick, so sick that he was rushed to hospital 3 times in 4 days. Not something that was pleasant for him or for me for that matter. So while I’m in AnE with my sons screaming. Someone comes up to me and asks …
“Hey, are you the guy from...
January 2010
4 posts
I CAN'T BELIEVE...
Woke up early this morning and couldn’t believe i was up so early. It was like 4:30am here are a few more things i decided i can’t believe. Some I’m thankful for some. Not so much.
I can’t believe:
That a lot of people complain about the brand of water they drink. It’s frigging water… and it comes from the tap too.
I can’t believe:
Apple have made me...
Watch4.3.2.1 OFFICIAL TEASER (Not Trailer) SPREAD THE WORD
I'LL HELP... SO SUE ME.
What has the world turned us in to. (or is it just me?) Now I’m as respectful as the next guy. I open doors for ladies (if they want that), help old people cross the road and even excuse my self from tables, but where does the manners and being polite stop and the PC madness start?
The reason I ask this is because three days ago I was walking down the road in the icy patch we had. I wasn’t in my...
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December 2009
5 posts
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BIRTHDAY!!
BIRTHDAY
So I’m another year older today. Now while I’m thankful that I’m still alive and all that. I’m not really chuffed that I’m getting older. My bones click, girls don’t fancy me, (they use too) loud music annoys me, and the only post I get are bills. I was on the train from Manchester the other day in a flat cap, with my reading glasses on and doing a deal on the phone. The train went into...
COMPLETE KID WARS TWEETS:
So for those who loved/love KID WARS: here is everything so far in one swoop. To get the full story you need to start from the bottom and work your way up. My Son is my favorite person in the world and being a dad is the best. These are our comical battles and should be viewed as that.
Enjoy.
Oh and for the record, the boy is almost better. KID WARS will return soon. xxabout 1 month ago from...
WELCOME BLOG AND 4.3.2.1.
So Welcome.
For those of you on facebook. It has been a long time since I’ve blogged and I’m sorry for that. For those of you on Tumblr which I just became aware of myself so actually have no-one probably reading this, welcome. And to the Twitter guys and girls who hear from me regularly, here is something a little longer than 140 characters.
Okay, I know I’m a writer but my spelling, grammar...